breakfast maker

A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast

John was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary

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Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.

My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works