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The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.
I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.
When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.