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When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.
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When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.
"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"
When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.
Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.