Brenan
Brenan, the type of guy who can do just about anything he sets his mind to, heβs wicked smart, gassed up about his life goals. When Brenan walks into a room everyone notices, super hot, crazy funny, huge cock and knows it but is so chill.
I wish everyone had a Brenan.
Brenan is so cool
The dude who's got so much swag that when he walks into a party, he knows everybody is looking at him and he ain't looking at nobody.
Partyer named Tim: Whoa look at that dude who just walked in! He's pimp.
Partyer named Joan: Wow. Now that guy is a Brenan. Everybody is checking him out.
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john: did you see that crazy, sexy bitch tonight?
mike:yeah, thats anastasia brenan man!
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The pettiest person you'll ever meet, hands down. Skinny, and makes absolutely no effort to gain weight except to drink only soda. Currently, the world record holder for the least amount of water drinking while still surviving. Will immediately spill secrets when he gets upset. But almost always entertaining. Has humor that anyone can find funny.
Damnit Brenan! You can't stay up all night drinking soda and then tell everyone at school I'm gay because you're tired!