Brian Nicholes

A fluffy dude that loves food but not kyle rhodes:)

This poem was written for Brian Nicholes:
The definition of a redneck, in which we can all agree
The white supremacist yelling "I CANT BREATHE"

Takes pride in his stance, pride in his hair
But we'll never forget him and the TA's affair
He'll punish you for the slightest infraction

It could be a bad day or just anything that comes to his mind
Hence not a soul would consider him kind
His friend Sorensen looks like he's from Mars
But we got to hand it to him, he never caught us throwing tennis balls at the cars
We hit just about everything, cars, buses, cops, bikers, even an old lady

We're old enough to forgive him for yelling at everyone
Because when he gets caught, hell will have only begun
"let go" from dvhs...oh no...how my
Just like his last job at El Cerrito High