Brian syndrome

Being the person in your squad that is constantly single and has to watch all of their friends fall in love. Common side effects include: kissing papers constantly, cool scarves, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and losing of eyebrows. COOL RAY BANS

CLAIRE: oh hey, why aren't you hanging out with your usual friends
You: I have crippling Brian syndrome

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Brian Cox syndrome

The psychological syndrome whereby the sufferer feels the need to wistfully look up at the night sky , spit out some meaningless physics equations and say the word "vast" several times.

(looking up at the night sky)

person 1. "space is truly vast perhaps even infinite"

person 2 . "you have classic Brian Cox syndrome"

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Brian's Johnson Syndrome

The mental disorder about pretending to be the singer from an ACDC tribute band and fantasising about having double Angus penetration with the guitarist while jacking off onstage.

That guy in that ACDC tribute band had BRIAN'S JOHNSON SYNDROME and left a sticky mess on Malcolm...

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