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The place you secretly really want to be, even though the person sending you there thinks it's a punishment.
Mom: go to your room!
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.
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Region of long, thick hair above the ass crack on the lower back. Briar patches are more commonly seen on men and Rosie O'Donnell.
Mike: Sick shit dude, you need to shave your Briar Patch!
Scott: I can't reach it, I'm too fat!
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A term used for a setting or location where females, usually overly friendly (sluts), go to find someone to sleep with.
Usual places include clubs, bars, and house parties.
"Dude lets go to the briar patch, there's always girls there."
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the name given to the ugliest boys in the bunch....the raddish out of all the apples and plums
Look at that raddish straight outta the briar patch
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An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.
I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.
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Slang for a SMALL PENIS
VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
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The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.
Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."