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Quite possibly the only Simon and Garfunkel song where Garfunkel sings lead vocals and/or doesn't just harmonize with Paul Simon. Funnily enough, it is widely considered their best song.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but the girl in the middle is arched, facing upward, tits to the ceiling. She's also positioned over a toilet, taking a dump. That's the troubled water.
She's savage, said no to doing an Eiffel Tower with me and Ronnie, but was cool with going for the Bridge Over Troubled Water. She had Taco Bell a few hours before.
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When two men ejaculate over a women who had been menstruating, creating a bridge-like cum form. Both guys are obliged to glue each others pubes onto their face creating a Garfunkel Mustache.
Matt and Kane gave Georgia a Bridge Over Troubled Water last night.
John has to chill out, Sarah, give him a Bridge Over Troubled Water.