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Bridget the midget

Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.

I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.

by Toxoplasmosisrules October 25, 2019


bridget the midget

The sexiest person on earth.

Bridget the midget is scratching herself.

by Mr.ghan February 19, 2018