bring some

The act of antagonizing someone during a fight.

Enemy: Ima beat your ass!
Dude: bring some!

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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.

So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.

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Bring some water with ya!

This is a phrase that, standing alone, seems very innocent, but when a white, older male shouts it at an immigrant who has just said that they are heading back to their homeland soon, it becomes incredibly non-P.C. If you're still confused, check out the example:

Immigrant in America: I won't be around for the next month. I'm traveling back to my homeland in Africa.
Dumb American: Oh yeah? Bring some water with ya!
Immigrant in America: (Confused look on face...thinks to self, "should I be offended?" and walks away)

(This would also work for Mexican immigrants.)

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Bring me some soup

The asking for soup, usually by black weather reporters during heavy rain. Used famously by Ollie Williams in Family Guy.

Tom: "In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
Ollie: "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
Tom: "Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
Ollie: "HAD ONE!"
Tom: "Where is it?"
Ollie: "INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!"
Tom: "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Ollie: "BRING ME SOME SOUP!"
Tom: "What kind?"
Ollie: "CHUNKY!"
Tom: "All right, we'll get on that."

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