Bristle Biter

Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.

Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.

"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."