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Britney spearing happens when one of your friends goes insane and just shaves all the hair.
Person 1: damn did you hear about Sara Britney spearing
Person 2: yeah, she just lost it
Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!
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a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!
we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
britney spears
did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.
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The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.
Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?
Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.
Gemma: I know right!
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A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
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Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
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a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention.
"Look at Lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle."
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