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an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
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This is a figure of speech in where a bro blindly defends or sides with another bro when engaged in a conversation or dispute with a female, (non-bro). This act, when carried out properly is referred to as "Pulling a Bro Card". It is a nuance of the Bro Code can be exercised in many situations, and may be an actual card, in it's literal form.
Megan: "How can you possibly say that Jessica Beil is a great actress?!"
Josh: "Umm, because she is!"
Megan: "Steve, what do you think?"
Steve: "I gotta go with Josh on this one... Sorry."
Megan: "Did you just pull a 'bro card'?"
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A card that is technically imaginary but has great sentimental value to the two owners. The Bro Card can only be used between two bros. To use The Bro Card properly one must give the card to his bro and ask for a favor or deed. Regardless of how bad that bro does not want to complete the favor he must, but in return they may now use The Bro Card when he wants for whatever he wants (respectively speaking) except to reverse the favor just asked of them. The Bro Card is a sacred ritual practiced by the best of friends.
Dude 1: "Dude, I need you to do me a solid, I need you to go on this double date on me"
Dude 2: "With that ugly chick? No fricken way dude!"
Dude 1: "Ah come one man, I've got to pull out 'The Bro Card' on this one"
Dude 2: "Damn dude, alright I guess I have to"
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To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.
Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.
Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.
"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"
"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump
Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.