Bro-he

A clan of guys (usually found in four packs) who stick together as a unit, through thick and thin, handjob to blowjob. They have each others back in everything they do. They can be seen in random places such as Publix, Wally, malls, mosh pits, concerts, beaches, eating at Jason's Deli, and rebounderz.

Common characteristics of them would be drinking Monster Energy drinks, driving in SRT4's, talking about how horny they are, making fun of ricers, blasting Cascada/Basshunter/a7x, wearing speedos, jager bombs, shouting loud/random things, slapping each other, and screaming "'Scuse me, can i talk'chu fo' a minute?" at insanely beautiful women (occasionally in their speedos).

If a bro-he wants to feel extra sexy, he would wear the signiture 'Affliction & Jeans' combo.

Bro-he's are badass and probably are better than you at everything.

Interest of a typical Bro-he: MMA, Monster, sex, women, milfs, cars, good music, jager, and more women.

Basically, if you are a bro-he, you have a unit of some of the best friends you can get that would die for you in a second, but ditch you when it comes to having sex, which is all good, because of the Bro-he Manlaw.

"What's up, bro-he?"
"Bro-he, where you at?"
"BROOOOOO-HEEEE!"
"Bro-he, did you see that ass?"

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He dead bro he dead

When he died in a funny way

Guy-*dies by getting hit by a flying fist*

Me "he dead bro he dead

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He-Bro

A fellow Jewish friend.

A play off of the word "Hebrew"

Jew 1: "Yeah, me and Noah went to temple today."
Jew 2: "Wow. You guys are really good he-bros."

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bro thinks he’s hikaru

A person who thinks that he is hikaru nakamura, often trying to premove in chess but accidentally hangs their queen

Person 1: Lol watch me premove a mate-in-23
Person 2: Bro thinks he’s hikaru

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bro think he carti

when a bro thinks that he can do anything, while in reality, he is a nobody and a sperg.

"Danny thinks he can do anything"
"yeah? so bro think he carti now?"

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bro think he in a edit

It’s when someone does a pose outta nowhere or makes movement like they are in a video edit it sometimes could be cringe and stupid

Look at the way he’s standing “bro think he in a edit”

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Bro thinks he's Ishowspeed

The definition of someone thinking that he is Ishowspeed ,a person who is famous for his insanity, random noises and his talking ben videos. This word is usually used to reference the famous Ishowspeed copy,, whiteboyem.

"Bro thinks he's ishowspeed. He's probably going to be the next whiteboyem."