a bro who is superior in all male activities; nails a lot of slampieces; drinks more than all other frat dogs; talks anyone down
Doug was a Bro King this weekend. He nailed a slampiece, was drunk the whole time, and talked down a group of sluts
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Known as one of the greatest bro's of all time. She has inspired many other bro's with her moving speeches. True bro's are honored to party or even be near M-Watts. Her sexual humor always get highfives and fist bumps from everyone. If you mess with her she'll kick you in the dick. All other bro's try to be like her but they can't, because Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!
Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING) is such a fucking bro!
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Known as many names: Brobi Wan Kenobi, Bro King, Ultra Bro, or sometimes just "hero." M-watts has been called the Rosa Parks of our generation. Undoubtedly the biggest, baddest, and all around best bro ever to set foot on this land. Even the top bros of the state "Broklahoma" admire her and try to mimic her bro like activity, failing miserably of course. Don't hate on this girl, because as mentioned in the post above, she will not hesitate to kick you in the dick. Gracing the universe with her presence since 1992, Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!
If you: a. don't know Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King) or b. think or have ever thought that she is not the bro king, you should probably be stabbed.
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The Greatest Bro of All-Time. Has been believed to be Dave Matthews for many years, but this is one of the worlds darkest secrets. Only four in the world know the identity of "The King Bro".
"The King Bro was praised for his perfect visor and sobe-sipping."
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