Broad McCulloch

To carefully scrutinize the means one uses to achieve a legitimate end. (Based on Chief Justice Marshall's opinion in McCulloch v. Maryland.)

When Sally removed her sweatpants, Ralph noticed that her daily Thigh Master workouts were not necessarily serving their proper purpose. “I’m gonna have to Broad McCulloch this bitch!” He said with dismay, and speed dialed the number to his plastic surgeon Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

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