Broad bean

A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel

Person1:the captain is such a broad bean
Person2:ikr

Broad beans

When a Jeee is too long and a Shesh is too harsh, give them a broad beans for casual appriciation.

*Nissan Gtr drives by*
... Broad beans

Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

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