Brodie Russell

A pot bellied creature, with a receeding hairline that cause his head to look like an egg if the wind blows his floppy fringe ahoy.. a pasty individual with with a sweat that constantly lingers upon his upper lip. This, may be due to his poor metabolism and frankly disgusting diet. His bad breath, if you're ever unlucky enough to smell it resembles that of a penis.

man 1:Did you suck another mans penis, like Brodie Russell....?
man 2: It didnt count man! He was asleep!