Brofu

Noun. (bro slang, based on waifu) A male character from real life that one is attached to more significantly then others.

I am tired of my family, imma go hang out with my Brofu.

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brofus

A word used by your jackass of a boss in his emails asking you about some stupid ass shit that he should know, but doesn't, because he shouldn't even be in his position, because the company you work for is a joke.

Joe, Can you please tell me how I am supposed to conduct this simple search, the one that you have been doing for three years, but now I'm your boss and I don't even know where to start, and I need you to train me to be your boss?

Thanks, brofus.

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