Brokewatch

A flakey ass person who always uses a broken watch for their reason for being late. They always keep a cheap digital watch with a broken display on their wrist, which they will point to if asked why they are late.

That guy is a brokewatch. Don't bother asking why he's late, he will start crying about how he fell down the stairs on his way to work and how lucky he was that he didn't break his neck.