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Brooklyn Beyblade

Related or pertaining to the Harlem Whirlwind. Strictly required execution in New York. When you pick up a prostitute, at least 70 years old, and take her home. Then, proceed to take her titties (which should be sagging to the floor) and throw her around the room, creating enough centripetal force that you both start floating. The Brooklyn Beyblade is a great alternative to flying on commercial airlines.

Person 1: I’ve got to get to San Francisco in two days, and no airline is gonna get there that fast!
Person 2: Try a Brooklyn Beyblade, if you can’t find a girl my grandma needs money.

by wisconsin.supersoaker December 17, 2019