Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

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