Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).
Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."
A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.
Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter
Example of Browning's Law
Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!
Joshua Brown Law is a State of Georgia law enacted in 2007 changing the class D driver's license requirements for teen drivers. A teen driver must have a Class Instructional Permit, 40 hours day, 6 hours night experience in driving, and withheld a Class CP Instructional Permit for 12 Months and a Day...
Joshua Brown Law is the reason why I have to wait ONE YEAR and a DAY for my license... and IM A SENIOR! So unconventional!!
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The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car
-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car
-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop