A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.
A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.
The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!
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Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.
"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"
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to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop
hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think
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When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.
Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra