Brown Halls

A variation of the slang “town halls” for balls.

When a human endowed with testicles wipes their arse from back to front and glazes their balls with a coating of shit.

Girl A: so did you lick his balls?
Girl B: I was going to but there’s no way I was going near those brown halls.

Girl A: wtf, the dirty bastard, he’s a forward wiper? !