brown mountain

a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit

I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!

Brown Mountain Mud Hole

Another term for disgusting, stank, foul body odor. Based off of the smell coming from stagnant mud holes, especially those around Brown Mountain, NC.

Man, I fingered Claire last night. When I pulled my fingers out the whole room smelled like I'd driven through a Brown Mountain Mud Hole.