Brown Pope

In recognition of successful completion of orgasmic bliss, you thank your partner by blessing them with the gift of a cranial turd.

It was a deeply religious experience, she handled the serpent in the form of a one eyed trouser snake, and took holy water on her face, neck and chest. For her piety I saw fit to bestow a crown of corn, and name her the "Brown Pope"

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