Brown Ratatouille

An elegant meal prepared by putting a long piece of human excrement in the freezer, then running it through a mandolin once it has achieved its desired consistency in the freezer. The thin cuts are then put in a big bowl in the traditional ratatouille shape. This is a traditional pledge in Portland, Oregon.

William Knight wanted to join our frat, so we made him eat a whole bowl of Brown Ratatouille as a pledge, what an idiot.