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When one scoots their ass across the floor like a dog, then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for sexual gratification).
Scott Brown is about to pull a “Brown Shaheen” on New Hampshire.
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Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.
Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.
Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)
Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."
Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.
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The mix of lube and shit that is left on your penis after anal sex
"Toss me a towel, I didnt't notice this Brown Shaheen left on my sack."
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When after anal sex, a person pulls out of their partner's ass and wipes the residue on their dick or strap-on on the face of the receiving partner. Just like a Dirty Sanchez, but one attempts to leave a Wolf Blitzer-style beard.
That girl was so dirty she wanted me to give her a Brown Shaheen!
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