When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.
I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.
Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.
Toilet tissue paper.
"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"
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