Brown Turtle

When u let a shit hang half-way out of your anus and have a girl suck on it. thus making u look like a turtle.

Man that girls breath was wack. Yo, i just gave her the brown turtle.

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Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

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Drown the Brown Turtle

To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.

Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.

brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

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Brown Turtle-Licker

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.

''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''

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big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...