Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."