brown rose

Slang term to describe a womans (asshole).

Danelle loved when I tongued her brown rose while she flicked her swollen bean...

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Brown Rose

A big ass blunt.

I smoked a couple brown roses today.

Im high as shit!

Brown Rose

The act of a girl prolapsing her ass, subsequently shitting and then smearing the shit on the prolapse.

"Dude, Sally just filmed herself doing a brown rose. It was fucking disgusting!"
"Where can we find it? I wanna see it!"
"Heavy-R."

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Bloomin' Brown Rose

When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.

A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"

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