Bruce the Bug

An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"

"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"