Bruno syndrome

Bruno syndrome is a syndrome where there is no brain and only Bruno madrigal (from encanto)

Person 1: I have Bruno syndrome.
Person 2: whats that?
Person 1: I have no brain, only Bruno.

Bruno Mars Syndrome

Bruno Mars Syndrom, aka B.M.S, Usually occurs when a man has a single handicap that is detrimental when he is trying to get with a female, this handicap can be small or large. This appears most commonly with a man's height. Other things can be used as B.M.S, i.e voice pitch, unclean teeth, or an uncontrollable odor, etc.

Girl 1: So how was that date with Ben last night, did you end up hooking up?

Girl 2: I was going to, he was really nice and smart, but he was so short in person that I couldn't

Girl 1: Damn, he definitely has Bruno Mars syndrome

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