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Brush Your Teeth

An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.

Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick

Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth

by Hitman 2-1 September 2, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

78๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brushing Your Teeth

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.

The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.

by Ground Beef Jesus January 24, 2007

53๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brushing your teeth

an expression you tell a girl when you want her to suck your dick

im gonna brush yo teeth with my cock bizniatch! and i just ate sum G to da Bizzears!!!! FO SHO

by 420 May 15, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brush your teeth

Colgate oral b tooth brush

Raj was talking to antony about he slept with two birds at same time

Knowing he was talking shit

Antony replied "brush your teeth"

Its originally comes from people who tend to waffle in every conversation they have and talk utter shite

So we say to them afterwards

BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOL ๐Ÿ˜†

by Redforllife June 27, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


brush your teeth

To give a blow job and let someone come in your mouth.

I helped you brush your teeth!

by Anon234 September 13, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brushing your teeth

A slang term for masturbating

It is normal for 12 year-olds to brush their teeth.

by Frank Howley March 2, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž