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Slang for male masturbation.
Brushing teeth is becoming more common in school. I'm scared!
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This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
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Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.
Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
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A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.
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A brush used for cleaning more than one tooth. A step up from the tooth brush
Teeth brush: This clever device can be used to brush all of your snags at once! Not just one, like the ole toothbrush!
An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick
Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
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an expression you tell a girl when you want her to suck your dick
im gonna brush yo teeth with my cock bizniatch! and i just ate sum G to da Bizzears!!!! FO SHO
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