Bubblecuck

An alternate name for anyone called Wolfgang.

Hey, you know that guy Wolfgang? He's such a Bubblecuck.

I met another Bubblecuck yesterday.

Bubblecuck

Someone who likes to watch someone else pop bubbles that they blew. This can also apply to someone who likes to watch someone else pop bubble-wrap.

Judi hasn't popped a single one of her own bubbles... I think she is a Bubblecuck.