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The only place where Texans buy souvenirs from their own state to gift to themselves.
Friend: Why you got a shirt with a beaver on it like every bandwagoner on the block? We live 5 mins away from a Buc-ee’s.
Me: Does your state have their own shirt they can proudly wear in their home state? Your cubs jersey doesn’t count.
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the greatest chain of gas stations ever. Only in Texas.
and they have the cleanest restrooms ever. 'Nuff said.
Hold on man, I'll pull over at Buc-ees. They have the cleanest restrooms ever, and this cute little beaver mascot dude.
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The greasiest place on earth. Not exclusive to Texas cuz we gottem in Alabama yeeyee
Man: Ayo you been to Buc-ees ?
Girl: Not yet bruh. If I go imma need some cash cuz they got errything fam
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The effect on highway traffic that the franchise buc-ees has months after opening a new location.
Did you see all the cars backed up 3 exits back.
Yeah they just opened a Bu-cee's about 3 months ago.
Oh so this is The Buc-ee's Effect
the act of ...(going to a Buc-ee's General Store in the middle of No Where to meet a friend you met online. Leading you into the bathroom, your "friend" starts beating you with an "Alaskan Pipeline" until you are battered and bruised. The term comes from a recent story in Alabama, USA.
If I came and meet you Adam please don't turn me into a Buc-ee's Boy
A buc-ee bomb is when you defecate in a buc-ee bag and tie it off and throw it
Yo man I ate so much food at buc-ees I had to go out back and make a Buc-ee bomb
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Buc-ee will fuck anything that he finds fuckable
Never find buc-ee the Rapey beaver when he wants to fuck something or someone
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