Bud Slides

Same as Budarrhea:

Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.

Bud Light was having a promotion last night, giving away Boston Bruins hats & t-shirts. I'm paying the price today with the inevitable Bud Slides.

Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.

Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".

Bud Light slide

To have a running start followed by ducking, thus performing a slide. Used in the early 2-D Super Mario Bros. games, particularly in SMB and SMB 3.

"My bros taught me that it's faster to use a Bud Light slide than having to break through a bunch of bricks, like in World 1-2 of Super Mario Bros."

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