While doing a warm-up stretch on the field...
Me: I got a Buff Dog BEFORE I went to baseball practice cuz my bitch doesnt like salty nuts bro.
You: Dude, Im gonna get me a Buff Dog after I shower so I can go to sleep.
Joe: My bitch doesn't know what a Buff Dog is, DAMN.
1π 1π
I like to buff the dog of john, chris and robyn.
3π 1π
A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin
Guy 1 β do you know what scared me the mostβ
Guy2 βwhat β
Guy 1 β Clifford the buff red dogβ