Bug in a Rug

When you are getting sucked off by a bald woman, you jiz on her head and put her wig back on.

That bald woman was sucking me off so I gave her a bug in a rug.

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bugs in the rug

pubic lice

Gewndolyn had that itching 'down there.' She instantly knew it to be a bad case of bugs in the rug.

snug as a bug in a rug

When someone gets in a very confortable and safe position or place.
usually used to define in a funny way when the kid feels great laying in a bed to sleep.

little Annie is in bed, she's snug as a bug in a rug.

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bug in the rug

itchy vagina from phthirius pubis

Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!

rich bug on a rug

Someone who has a lot of money

Ed: "lets go to this restaurant" Pete: " i cant, im broke" Ed: "please...your'e a rich bug on a rug"