Hated by many for no valid reasons, often overlooked and ignored and a center of misconceptions and false information and ass writings, but if you use your head a little and do a simple research, you will find out that Bulbasaur has been the better kanto starter than Charizard and Blastoise since 1996 till now. A prime example of why the majority of Pokemon fans are stupid
Person 1: Man Bulbasaur is such an underrated Pokemon.
Person 2: What the hell? it's says here on this website that it sucks
Person 1: Screw that, I actually made a research and tried it myself, everything i heard about it is completely wrong and stupid. And it's better than the other kanto starters by miles with several facts to support that and the most viable both ingame and competitive. Read about it a little.
Person 2: Nah i prefer to be mindlessly stupid and believe the public opinion and everything i read online about Bulbasaur.
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When a male shouts 'bulbasaur I choose you,' And pulls out his penis then shouts 'use vine whip,' and proceeds to aggressively hit a female with his penis multiple times.
Person 1: I heard that you used the bulbasaur on Sharron last night.
Person 2: Yes I did she loved it!
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A sexual act when a male has cummed and the girl sucks up the cum and shouts you've been giga drained. Also a move used by bulbasaur/venusaur hence the name bulbasauring
She was a disappointing at bulbasauring
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1. To attack someone using a stick, vine, or any other plant object as a weapon.
2. To use a stick, vine, or any other plant object as a sex toy. Especially when using the vine for flogging/whipping
1. We were camping and we all got too drunk and started fighting. I had a huge branch and Dave had a switch and we bulbasaured until I knocked him out.
2. We were camping and we all got too drunk and started fucking. I had a bundle of twigs and a vine so I bulbasaured Danielle until she came.
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A grass type pokemon. Evolves into Ivysaur, and then Venusaur. Attacks include Leech Seed, Vine Whip, Razor Leaf, and Solar Beam. Walks on all fours, and has a blub on its back. Weak against fire and flying pokemon.
A level 32 Bulbasaur will learn its techniques faster than an Ivysaur.
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Alan Titmarch's worst nightmare, a plant which walks and can shoot razor leaves. also has the ability to whip folk with seeds. spotted frequently in Swansea, where he grows to enormous size due to the colossal amount of rain. his best attributes are his massive head. eats candy and mince beef.
most likely to say: "bulba, bulba!"
least likely to say: "what the blazes is that yellow mouse squawking for?"
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John: My favourite Pokemon is Bulbasaur what's yours
Danny: Charmander
John: Death
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