Bulgarian Handshake

The hidden jiujistsu technique in which one grabs their opponent upside-down by the ankles, forehead smashes their taint, cause them to shit themselves, then the attacker sticks their foot into the opponents mouth, followed by dropping said opponent on their head.

Black Belt: Come here, Ziu Kang! Watch closely while I deliver a crushing Bulgarian Handshake to your weak dad bod!!

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