Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.

Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"

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bullshipping

The ability of stores to compensate for an item's market value by projecting an initially low retail price, and then backhanding you with a shipping charge that may only be described as obscene.

"The desktop was only cheap until I found out that the ground rate was $85. What bullshipping."

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bullshipping

A term made out of shipping and bullshitting you use for imagining couples of people or fictional characters while being silly about it.
A part of it is comming up with the worst ship names and imagening silly offspring.

> "Oh! Oh! Oh! I just came up with another great bullship!
Imagine, what'd happen, if a Tabaxi Bard seduced a tarasque"
> "And the bullshipping begins. *sigh*"
> "Behold the almighty Tarabaxi"
> "But ... but ... will it be like a huge cat or just smol spiky dragon?"