bum scrub

n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)

Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.

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Bum Scrubbing

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.

Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.

Bum Scrub

Soap for the anus.

Cleaning materials for the arsehole.

Woman - "I visited the NHS walk-in centre and and asked for some bum scrub."

Man - "Did you get it?"

Woman - "Yes."

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scrub-bum

A person who is a general loser but also has really bad washing habits. They are also not liked but other people use them.

God Damn it John quite being such a scrub-bum

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