Bung Schwanger

(noun) A penis that is or has been involved in anal sex.

(noun) Television news reporters.

Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.

"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."

"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."