bungee muncher

A Bungee Muncher is someone who has an affinity for performing the act of cunnilingus whilst "bouncing" from the hidey hole to the spidey hole.

Frederick's domineering wife loved having go spelunking in her neither regions. Alternating between her Crevasse & Buttress, she constantly told him, "You're the best Bungee Muncher I've ever had, I'm never divorcing you."