Bunker Hill, IL

A very, very, very small town in the middle of nowhere, with the nearest civilization being at least 20 miles away. So small that I'm surprised you're even reading this, considering there should be no reason to look it up if you're not from there. Commonly referred to as "Bunker Hell," or "The Heroin Place?" this town has no connection whatsoever with the Battle of Bunker Hill. Its main source of income is the numerous bars/pubs where most kids' alcoholic parents spend their nights.

Person 1: Hey, you're new, where are you from?
Person 2: Bunker Hill, Illinois.
Person 1: Where the hell is that?
Person 2: Exactly.

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