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When someone burns you, but you get them back with an even better burn!
Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!
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The act of renting a movie and burning it as soon as you get home and then returning it so you can repeat the process.
Tom : "Man I don't have any good movies here."
Jack : "Say, you should burn and return like me..........I have thousands of "back-ups" I ripped from DVD's from Blockbuster."
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Burn and Return, v. to burn and return, burned and returned, burning and returning
1. The act of visiting a public library, checking out a CD or DVD, burning it to your home computer for extended usage, and returning the said media item.
2. The act of borrowing trees, consuming an amount less than or equal to 50% of the total cannabis, and returning the remaining >50% to its original owner.
1. Guy 1: I'm making a run out to the library. You wanna come?
Guy 2: Nigga, I don't read.
Guy 1: No shit, Sherlock. I'm going to burn and return.
Guy 2: Well fuckin' 'a. That changes everything. Lemme grab my sneaks.
2. Stingy bastard to "friend": What the fuck is this shit? You blazed the whole dime! Shit man, this ain't no burn and return. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Smoke the bag?!
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Purchasing software or music or videos from Costco with the intent of burning an illegal copy, then returning the original for credit.
I couldn't afford Premier Pro, so I did a buy burn and return and got it for 50 cents. It's a rip but I don't care. They burn us on the price, so we burn them at the return counter.
To retaliate against someone who has dissed you or made a snide comment directed at you.
"After Joe made a crack about my mama, I was determined to serve up a return burn about his acne."
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a term used by pirates where one rips or burns a rented or borrowed DVD before they return it.
"Hey man, that was a good rental."
"Yeah, i'll probably burn it n return it."
"That was a good movie you borrowed from Joe."
"Yeah, i'm gonna burn it n return it."
(Commonly used with DVD rented from Netflicks or Blockbuster, as well as DVDs borrowed.)
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